Monday 30 January 2012

One-sided Conversation


John, what are you doing up here?
Go downstairs now before someone sees you.
Stop it, my family are here!
I’ve got to get this bed ready for Gramps.
Don’t point that thing at me!
My husband could come up, my kids...
John, stop it now......
God, don’t break my kneecaps!
At least close the door.....
Please be quick.....

Jeez, you always come so much!
Be quiet going down, ok? I
need to brush my teeth and if you
got any in my hair I
swear I’ll kill you! Couldn’t you
wait until tomorrow?

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